MY HERO
ZERO
THE
LEMONHEADS
SONGWRITER: BOB DOROUGH
COUNTRY: U. S. A.
ALBUM: SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK! ROCKS
LABEL: ATLANTIC RECORDS
GENRE: ROCK
YEAR: 1996
Robert Lrod Dorough (December 12, 1923 –
April 23, 2018) was an American bebop and cool jazz vocalist, pianist, composer, songwriter, arranger, and producer. Dorough
became famous as the composer and performer of songs in the series Schoolhouse
Rock! as well as for his work with Miles Davis, Blossom Dearie,
and others.
Schoolhouse
Rock! Rocks is a tribute album based on the Emmy Award-winning
animated TV series, Schoolhouse Rock!.
It was released by Atlantic/Hollywood Records in 1996 and contains 15 tracks, the original "Schoolhouse
Rocky" theme and covers of 14 songs from the series performed by popular
music artists. There was also a promo-only 7" single distributed to
promote this album featuring the Man or Astro-man? track and the Pavement track. This single was pressed on
yellow vinyl. "Three Is a Magic Number" was one of the
last recordings made by Blind Melon's
Shannon Hoon,
who died of a drug overdose in October 1995.
A portion of the sales of the album went to
the Children's Defense
Fund.
[Intro: Girl &
Narrator]
Zero?
Yeah, zero is a wonderful thing. In fact, Zero is my hero!
How can zero be a hero?
Well, there are all kinds of heroes, you know. A man can get to be a
hero for a famous battle he fought or by studying very hard and becoming a
weightless astronaut
Wow
And then there are heroes of other sorts, like the heroes we know from
watching sports
Oh
But a hero doesn't have to be a grown up person, you know a hero can be
a very big dog who comes to your rescue or a very little boy who’s smart enough
to know what to do. But
let me tell you about my favorite hero
[Verse 1]
My hero, Zero, such a funny little hero
But 'til you came along, we counted on our fingers and toes
Now, you're here to stay, and nobody really knows
How wonderful you are, why we could never reach a star
Without you, Zero, my hero, how wonderful you are
[Bridge 1: Girl & Narrator]
What’s so wonderful about a zero? It's nothing, isn't it?
Sure, it represents nothing alone
[Chorus 1]
But place a zero after one, and you've got yourself a ten
See how important that is?
When you run out of digits, you can start all over again
See how convenient that is?
That's why with only ten digits including zero
You can count as high as you could ever go
Forever, towards infinity
No one ever gets there, but you could try
[Verse 2]
Ten billion zeros, from the cavemen to the weirdos
Who invented you, they counted on their fingers and toes
Or maybe some sticks and stones (rocks and bones)
Their neighbors' toes?
Yeah yeah, and nobody really knows
How wonderful you are, why we could never reach the star
Without you, Zero, my hero, Zero, how wonderful you are
[Chorus 2]
Place one zero after any number
And you've multiplied that number by ten
See how easy that is?
Place two zeros after any number
And you've multiplied that number by one hundred
See how simple that is?
Place three zeros after any number
And you’ve multiplied that number by one thousand
[Outro]
Et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum
Ad astra, forever and ever
With Zero, my hero, how wonderful you are.