PAUL THORN - I GUESS I'LL JUST STAY MARRIED

I GUESS I'LL JUST STAY MARRIED

PAUL THORN

SONGWRITER: PAUL THORN

COUNTRY: U.S.A.

ALBUM: I GUESS I’LL JUST STAY MARRIED

LABEL: A & M RECORDS

GENRE: COUNTRY

YEAR:1977

Paul Wayne Thorn (born July 13, 1964) is a Southern rock, country, Americana, and Blues singer-songwriter whose style is a mix of blues, Country, and rock music.

I got lucky on my birthday

My wife reluctantly let me have my way

She said "This is for you, do what you must do"

Let me know when you’re through

I thought things would change when we tied the knot

But the life I dreamed of ain’t what I got

When she says no, she means no

Hell No!

Chorus:

I couldn’t get laid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s prison

I am the poster child for total rejection

Celibacy is the cross that I must carry

I couldn’t get laid when I was single

So I guess I’ll just stay married

I‘ve gotta a bulldog, he lives on a chain

I know what he’s going thru, I feel his pain

He don’t have no fun on that doggy run

He never gets none

He’s got potential if he could get free

But he’s on a short leash just like me

He goes through life with hungry eyes

Watching b***hes go by.